For the ones who’ve seen some sh*t and still show up for quarters. This PU leather keychain features a laser-engraved smoking skull in a dixie cup — the spiritual guide of every tired, overworked sailor.
On the flip side, pick your personal truth:
"Enlisted, Exhausted, Expendable" – The unofficial motto of every enlisted sailor.
"Skate or Die" – For the pros of disappearing at just the right time.
"All Work No Liberty" – Because duty days outnumber days off.
Made from durable PU leather and engraved with fleet-grade salt. Whether it’s for your keys, rack, or seabag — it’s a perfect little reminder of why you drink.
Specs:
PU leather construction
Double-sided laser engraving
Includes keyring
Built for salt, sarcasm, and suffering